Midge,
Greetings to you and yours. It has been so long since we were attending
Miss Pat Peck's School. I, for one, found that place to be most intolerable.
The only solace I found during my tenure there was the band we belonged to.
To this day I can't listen to Steve Perry without a tear in my eye.
Love always,
Pearl
MIDGE REFLECTS ON REUNION
M. C. Peck,
The more I think about it our 5th year anniversary is coming up. It has been around 5 years that we were all trapped in that dastardly School of Reform and Charm. I still awake some nights reliving all of those awful moments at the hands of Miss Pat Peck.
What an awful woman she was.
I was happy to hear of her death a few years back. I can think of nothing more appropriate that her last days on Earth were spent being the sexual slave for the all-midget cast of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre On Stage. She met with an ugly, ugly death.
Since I am planning to be in your fair city at the end of the year I think it would be only proper for all of us to gather for one more time. I am a bit rusty and have forgotten many of our Journey covers. Now that times have changed a little I was thinking that we could expand our covers and now play the hits of Ole' Dirty Bastard and the Wu Tang Clan. I hear that Hip-Hop and Rap are "da bomb".
I eagerly anticipate your response.
I am and forever will be,
Pearl S. Dunbar.....of the Boston Dunbars......
The more I think about it our 5th year anniversary is coming up. It has been around 5 years that we were all trapped in that dastardly School of Reform and Charm. I still awake some nights reliving all of those awful moments at the hands of Miss Pat Peck.
What an awful woman she was.
I was happy to hear of her death a few years back. I can think of nothing more appropriate that her last days on Earth were spent being the sexual slave for the all-midget cast of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre On Stage. She met with an ugly, ugly death.
Since I am planning to be in your fair city at the end of the year I think it would be only proper for all of us to gather for one more time. I am a bit rusty and have forgotten many of our Journey covers. Now that times have changed a little I was thinking that we could expand our covers and now play the hits of Ole' Dirty Bastard and the Wu Tang Clan. I hear that Hip-Hop and Rap are "da bomb".
I eagerly anticipate your response.
I am and forever will be,
Pearl S. Dunbar.....of the Boston Dunbars......
MIDGE RESPONDS
Pearlescent!!!
I too look back on the days of Miss Pat Peck's with fondness and horror. Gone are the days of poise and rope burns...ahh the foolishness of youth.
I seems like only yesterday I was pounding out the Journey beats on my drum kit, before Miss Pat decided that ABBA was the only music she wanted to hear. The bitch!!!
Time marches on, and we have all been scattered to the four corners of the world. Alas, I fear a reunion will never be possible. Distance is the bugaboo here. That, and a court order to stay away from all of you, lest I return to the Chowchilla Detention Center for Women.
All my love to you and yours,
Midge Celestine Peck
I too look back on the days of Miss Pat Peck's with fondness and horror. Gone are the days of poise and rope burns...ahh the foolishness of youth.
I seems like only yesterday I was pounding out the Journey beats on my drum kit, before Miss Pat decided that ABBA was the only music she wanted to hear. The bitch!!!
Time marches on, and we have all been scattered to the four corners of the world. Alas, I fear a reunion will never be possible. Distance is the bugaboo here. That, and a court order to stay away from all of you, lest I return to the Chowchilla Detention Center for Women.
All my love to you and yours,
Midge Celestine Peck
LIBERTY RESPONDS DIFFERENTLY
Pearl Darling,
I, on the other hand, enjoyed my stay at L'Academie. After the tremendous injustice of the pageant system, I took liberty (hehehe) in the solace of Miss Pat Peck and her teachings. As for the Band, I too look fondly on those darling memories of beating the pants off other schools during competitions. To this day, "Separate Ways" holds a special place in mon couer. For not only was it inspiration to stay in touch after graduating, but also descriptive of the different backgrounds we all endured P.P.P. pre-Pat Peck.
Until we speak again,
Liberty Belle Vermillion
I, on the other hand, enjoyed my stay at L'Academie. After the tremendous injustice of the pageant system, I took liberty (hehehe) in the solace of Miss Pat Peck and her teachings. As for the Band, I too look fondly on those darling memories of beating the pants off other schools during competitions. To this day, "Separate Ways" holds a special place in mon couer. For not only was it inspiration to stay in touch after graduating, but also descriptive of the different backgrounds we all endured P.P.P. pre-Pat Peck.
Until we speak again,
Liberty Belle Vermillion
MIDGE REFLECTS
Pearl, my Dove,
Words can never express the anguish and pain that Miss Pat inflicted upon us. My only consolation was that I was quite the slut while we were there, and I managed to have many a sweaty and erotic encounter with Julio, the groundskeeper, and Mr.. Bennett-Smyth, the swarthy cook. Sometimes simultaneously. but Miss Pat was a hard task mistress, and she managed to render my paramour's useless with the simple addition of saltpeter to ALL of the food. The Bitch!!
You are correct however, her enslavement with "the little people" (as they like to be referred) was both grotesque and slightly arousing. I'll say no more on that subject until the inquest is closed.
I so look forward to your visit to our metropolis and a happy reunion. I remember a few of the covers, but as the drummer, words were never the major concern for me. It was the possibility that one of my well-formed breasts should "pop" out of our revealing unitards whilst I banged the skins. No matter, we can play whatever your little heart desires, as long as that sell out bitch Lauryn Hill is not included.
Your correspondence is greatly anticipated.
Forever and truly yours,
Midge Celestine Peck
Words can never express the anguish and pain that Miss Pat inflicted upon us. My only consolation was that I was quite the slut while we were there, and I managed to have many a sweaty and erotic encounter with Julio, the groundskeeper, and Mr.. Bennett-Smyth, the swarthy cook. Sometimes simultaneously.
You are correct however, her enslavement with "the little people" (as they like to be referred) was both grotesque and slightly arousing. I'll say no more on that subject until the inquest is closed.
I so look forward to your visit to our metropolis and a happy reunion. I remember a few of the covers, but as the drummer, words were never the major concern for me. It was the possibility that one of my well-formed breasts should "pop" out of our revealing unitards whilst I banged the skins. No matter, we can play whatever your little heart desires, as long as that sell out bitch Lauryn Hill is not included.
Your correspondence is greatly anticipated.
Forever and truly yours,
Midge Celestine Peck
PEARL IS AGHAST
Peck,
I must say that I am a bit shocked/surprised that Mr. Bennett-Smyth had his way with you. From the information that I received from Mr. Bennett-Smyth he was also having his way with Miss Pat. It was he, in fact, that introduced her to the cast of "....Massacre". This was, of course, before it was still "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre On Ice".
It seems that we have a mystery afoot. Why did Mr. Bennett-Smyth take Miss Pat Peck to the Ice Capades? How did Mr. Bennett-Smyth come to be associates of "The Little People.”? How was Miss Pat Peck enslaved? Why did Lauryn Hill sell out?
These just may be questions that are never answered.
I have the strangest feeling that that Southern Bitch, Miss Made of Cotton, would know. She has kept her silence for far too long.
Until next time,
Pearl
I must say that I am a bit shocked/surprised that Mr. Bennett-Smyth had his way with you. From the information that I received from Mr. Bennett-Smyth he was also having his way with Miss Pat. It was he, in fact, that introduced her to the cast of "....Massacre". This was, of course, before it was still "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre On Ice".
It seems that we have a mystery afoot. Why did Mr. Bennett-Smyth take Miss Pat Peck to the Ice Capades? How did Mr. Bennett-Smyth come to be associates of "The Little People.”? How was Miss Pat Peck enslaved? Why did Lauryn Hill sell out?
These just may be questions that are never answered.
I have the strangest feeling that that Southern Bitch, Miss Made of Cotton, would know. She has kept her silence for far too long.
Until next time,
Pearl
MIDGE CONFESSES
Miss Pearl,
Mr. Bennett-Smyth was a well-known purveyor of young, impressionable girls. He swept me off of my feet over a steaming serving of chipped beef, also known as "Shit on a Shingle". I was aware that he was also "doing" Miss Pat. She however, had a tipped uterus, and could only accommodate, shall we say, deliveries through the back door.
I will repeat, that I should say nothing further about Miss Pat's, or Mr. Bennet-Smyth's involvement with "The Little People" until the investigation is complete.
I agree that Miss Made O' Cotton knows more than she lets on, but being the lush that she is, I'll bet she's forgotten most of it anyway. More vodka Miss Made O' Cotton?
Fondly,
Midge
Mr. Bennett-Smyth was a well-known purveyor of young, impressionable girls. He swept me off of my feet over a steaming serving of chipped beef, also known as "Shit on a Shingle". I was aware that he was also "doing" Miss Pat. She however, had a tipped uterus, and could only accommodate, shall we say, deliveries through the back door.
I will repeat, that I should say nothing further about Miss Pat's, or Mr. Bennet-Smyth's involvement with "The Little People" until the investigation is complete.
I agree that Miss Made O' Cotton knows more than she lets on, but being the lush that she is, I'll bet she's forgotten most of it anyway. More vodka Miss Made O' Cotton?
Fondly,
Midge
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