MIDGE CONFESSES

Miss Pearl,

Mr. Bennett-Smyth was a well-known purveyor of young, impressionable girls. He swept me off of my feet over a steaming serving of chipped beef, also known as "Shit on a Shingle". I was aware that he was also "doing" Miss Pat. She however, had a tipped uterus, and could only accommodate, shall we say, deliveries through the back door.

I will repeat, that I should say nothing further about Miss Pat's, or Mr. Bennet-Smyth's involvement with "The Little People" until the investigation is complete.

I agree that Miss Made O' Cotton knows more than she lets on, but being the lush that she is, I'll bet she's forgotten most of it anyway. More vodka Miss Made O' Cotton?


Fondly,
Midge