MIDGE REFLECTS ON REUNION

M. C. Peck,

The more I think about it our 5th year anniversary is coming up. It has been around 5 years that we were all trapped in that dastardly School of Reform and Charm. I still awake some nights reliving all of those awful moments at the hands of Miss Pat Peck.

What an awful woman she was.

I was happy to hear of her death a few years back. I can think of nothing more appropriate that her last days on Earth were spent being the sexual slave for the all-midget cast of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre On Stage. She met with an ugly, ugly death.

Since I am planning to be in your fair city at the end of the year I think it would be only proper for all of us to gather for one more time. I am a bit rusty and have forgotten many of our Journey covers. Now that times have changed a little I was thinking that we could expand our covers and now play the hits of Ole' Dirty Bastard and the Wu Tang Clan. I hear that Hip-Hop and Rap are "da bomb".

I eagerly anticipate your response.

I am and forever will be,
Pearl S. Dunbar.....of the Boston Dunbars......