MIDGE IS CROWNED

My Dearest, Loving, Sweet, Backstabbing, Sniping, Hateful, Sisters:

It is with great pride and pleasure that I, Midge Celestine Peck, inform you of my appointment as Alumnus of the Millennium, at Miss Pat Peck's School of Charm and Reform!!!

The all male alumni committee has seen fit to bestow this honor upon me, without so much as me lifting a finger. I am deeply grateful, and will try to serve with the utmost dignity and respect.

The coronation, er, ceremony, will be on February 29th, of this year. I do hope that the two of you will be able to attend. It would mean so much to me to gaze way down from the dais, and squint to see my two best sisters raising their glasses of Cold Duck in my honor.

I eagerly await your responses.

Kisses and Hugs,
Midge